Outlawing Rain on Holiday Weekends

If elected, I promise to submit legislation to make it illegal for it to rain on holiday weekends (including the preceding Friday). I believe that this legislation will have broad, bipartisan support.

Rainy Sunday mornings are among the biggest problems in this country. Someone has to stand up. And I believe that I will be as successful as my campaigns against grey shirts and illegal throw-ins.

Until then, all that we can do is stay off of the grass fields in the rain. According to the weather app on my phone, it is going to rain quite a lot over the next day. I was hoping that the rain would hold off until noon but meteorologists seem to think that they know better than me.

Lawrence

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3 Responses to Outlawing Rain on Holiday Weekends

  1. Kartikey Hebbar's avatar Kartikey Hebbar says:

    Hello,

    I’m new around here and came across your page. Do you still play every weekend and how can I join you for soccer games?

    Is there a process to join or can I just walk-in to the playground?

    Thanks.

    • Yes, we are still playing every Sunday morning at 8:30am at Murphy field. No signup required. Just show up with a dark shirt and a white shirt and jump in. See you there.

      • Kartikey Hebbar's avatar Kartikey Hebbar says:

        Thank you very much. I went to play today for the first time and I really liked it. I brought a Wilson Veza soccer ball today but forgot to take it back. When I went back to check everyone had left and there was no soccer ball there. Is there a possibility someone form our group had collected it?

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